Nigerian men would rather do these things than iron women’s clothes
First of all, where did women even have the audacity to send us alpha males for small errands like ironing their clothes? It’s the fault of FemCo, Fumilayo Ransome Kuti and the very first man to accept this nonsense. Let me tell you now that men hate ironing women’s clothes.
In fact, here are the things men would rather do than iron women’s clothes:
Chew up their jeans
I would personally eat a bucket of pebbles before agreeing to iron a woman’s lace. Why are they so complex?
Refuse to kiss their homeboys goodnight
Do you know what it means to refrain from platonically kissing your goodnight buddies on the lips? If the choice was between doing this and ironing women’s clothes, unfortunately many men would choose the former. This shows you how much we hate ironing women’s clothes.
refrain from lying
Imagine waking up and deciding not to lie. As a man, you may not be able to understand this concept. But if what was at stake was never having to iron a shimi or a palazzo again, my brother, you would think about it.
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Refrain from cheating
“The toughest choices require the strongest of wills.” – Oluwathanos Olajide. Some things are more important than your innate desire to cheat.
Stop arguing between Messi and Ronaldo
Imagine a world where the names Messi and Rolando appear and no one argues. Where you just hear, “Yeah, I guess they’re both good footballers.” It’s a world where men have had to sacrifice so much to never iron women’s clothes again.
Throw away their console
Hi baby. Would you rather throw away your PS5 or iron that stoned lace six-piece dress?
But if you end up falling into the trap of Godforsaked women and need to iron their clothes, here’s what you should do?
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