ASIO begins recruiting young sisters who never got caught borrowing clothes in high school – The Betoota Advocate
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While the Australian Security Intelligence Organization (ASIO) is struggling to attract more applicants as there haven’t been any good spy movies for a while, they’ve had to get a bit more creative in their marketing tactics – this time targeting women. demographic.
Addressing the Chief Monitoring Officer, Carole Ford, the lawyer learns that women have been seriously underrepresented in intelligence, despite all the skills required to be a top spy.
“No one can find information about a person faster than a tech-savvy woman,” says Ford, “all they need is a name and a photo, and they’ll be able to find a profile of a guy on social networks, where he works and the price of the house he lives in.
“It’s honestly amazing, the skills we’ve seen. Especially if a woman suspects her guy is cheating on her.
Stating that women have a knack for sleuthing, Ford says she is particularly interested in women with older sisters.
“Essentially, those who were able to get away with stealing their older sister’s clothes and never getting caught.”
“It really is an art to evade suspicion. This shows that, from an early age, they were able to figure out a person’s schedule, extract items from it, and return them in a way that wouldn’t arouse suspicion.
“While ensuring that said article is properly taken care of, because something as small as a lipstick stain would cause anger.”
“This is what we need for the nation’s security future – intelligence, diligence and the ability to operate unseen.”